date of origin: 5th of may, 2012.
Another girl in her 20's just trying to figure it out
date of origin: 5th of may, 2012.
“Brushing my toddler’s teeth is my favorite way to unwind. She never flops around like a deranged mackerel hell-bent on knocking herself unconscious on the nearest wall, counter, or tile floor. It’s our special time together.”
9/10 Dentists Recommend Colgate Toothpaste! we have the other one tied up in the basement until he admits that sensodyne is shit
“Of course I use a soft toothbrush!!”
saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:
im going to be the married janitoR
I can’t wait to give my patients staph infections because I refuse to remove my bitchin ring